<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228287930649962287</id><updated>2011-04-21T17:33:41.099-07:00</updated><category term='douche'/><category term='Balls in your mouth'/><category term='Halo 3'/><category term='GTA IV'/><title type='text'>total bwnage</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalbwnage.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1228287930649962287/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalbwnage.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Parky McFarster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15592596726008579412</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228287930649962287.post-4043123020794312983</id><published>2008-04-05T01:51:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T02:03:48.924-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Halo 3'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Balls in your mouth'/><title type='text'>W.W.M.C.D.?</title><content type='html'>"Sometimes when you kill a guy, it's like you're so hacked off, all you can do is rub your nuts on him."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XfC69UMQLeQ&amp;hl=en"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XfC69UMQLeQ&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Teabagging is not acceptable behavior in Halo 3. Or on my company's recreational softball team. That's what Judge Reiner said, anyway. Honorable my ass.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1228287930649962287-4043123020794312983?l=totalbwnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalbwnage.blogspot.com/feeds/4043123020794312983/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1228287930649962287&amp;postID=4043123020794312983' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1228287930649962287/posts/default/4043123020794312983'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1228287930649962287/posts/default/4043123020794312983'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalbwnage.blogspot.com/2008/04/wwmcd.html' title='W.W.M.C.D.?'/><author><name>Parky McFarster</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15592596726008579412</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1228287930649962287.post-7842476246570486451</id><published>2008-04-05T01:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-04-05T01:48:41.472-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='douche'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='GTA IV'/><title type='text'>Congratulations! You're a Douchebag!</title><content type='html'>Work is boring as hell, so I decided to check out the GTA IV site, and was fairly impressed. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/#?page=loveMeet&amp;content=interactive0"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.rockstargames.com/IV/wet/loveMeet/embed/mdouchebag.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's as if they know me.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1228287930649962287-7842476246570486451?l=totalbwnage.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://totalbwnage.blogspot.com/feeds/7842476246570486451/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=1228287930649962287&amp;postID=7842476246570486451' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1228287930649962287/posts/default/7842476246570486451'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1228287930649962287/posts/default/7842476246570486451'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://totalbwnage.blogspot.com/2008/04/congratulations-youre-douchebag.html' title='Congratulations! 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